Due to the ever-growing throngs requesting viewership of one of the articles in the latest issue of my Digest, I have decided to post some of its contents free-of-charge online. This will be available for a limited time. The following excerpt describes a brief encounter with a purported 'honemeister'

...So I mailed my razor to this guy who called himself Master so-and-so who claimed to have invented some special honing method and was actually trying to get it patented. It sounded very authentic so I figured what did I have to lose, right? A lot, actually as I later discovered. Take it from me, sometimes you get what you pay for and sometimes you get a lot less...

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